Who's there? is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.
This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips--which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.
Everyone loves knock-knock jokes--especially kids Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection.Edible DelightsKnock, knock.Who's there?Apricot.Apricot who?Apricot my key. Open up Animal CrackersKnock, knock.Who's there?Butternut.Butternut who?Butternut try to pick up a skunk Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of hu... View More...
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like
Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now
This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids. View More...
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere. View More...
Over 1.5 million sold USA TODAY bestseller Wall Street Journal bestseller What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.... View More...
Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A: A Tooth Ferry.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child. View More...
Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A: A Tooth Ferry.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child. View More...
I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me. Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it's not really funny because, quite honestly, you don't know if your neck will ever work properly again). When you need to find humor in the not-somarvellous life changes, pick u... View More...
When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad.How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking.The next time you're planning a long ride in the car, grab this fun joke book for kids and laugh out loud while you keep the family road trip interesting Roll down the windows and hold on to your hats because you are in for quite the ride. With hilarious jokes and puns for children that are sure to cause a few eye rolls, you're all set for miles of smiles.Note: These jokes are best read out loud to everyone in the car. No noise-canceling headphones allowed ... View More...
I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM " three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" mome... View More...
Did you know joke books for kids are proven to help children build confidence, as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills? LOL-apalooza Jokes is stacked with more than 444 family-friendly jokes--knock-knock jokes, silly puns, and hilarious Q&A jokes that will have kids laughing for hours.LOL-apalooza Jokes includes humorous illustrations and is great for: Children, 6-10 years oldRoad trips, kids stuck in the house, summer reading, or whenever you need a good laughFunny conversation starters to kick off family game night, pizza night, or a movie nightPerk up your child's m... View More...
Did you know joke books for kids are proven to help children build confidence, as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills? LOL-apalooza Jokes is stacked with more than 444 family-friendly jokes--knock-knock jokes, silly puns, and hilarious Q&A jokes that will have kids laughing for hours.LOL-apalooza Jokes includes humorous illustrations and is great for: Children, 6-10 years oldRoad trips, kids stuck in the house, summer reading, or whenever you need a good laughFunny conversation starters to kick off family game night, pizza night, or a movie nightPerk up your child's m... View More...
Did you know joke books for kids are proven to help children build confidence, as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills? Super-Funny ROFL Jokes is chock-full of more than 444 family-friendly jokes. There is something for everyone--knock-knock jokes, silly puns, and hilarious Q&A jokes that will have kids laughing for hours.Super-Funny ROFL Jokes includes humorous illustrations and is great for: Children, 6-10 years oldRoad trips, kids stuck in the house, summer reading, or whenever you need a good laughFunny conversation starters to kick off family game night, pizza nig... View More...
Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say "who's there?"This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It's perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon.Knock, KnockWho's there?WooWoo who?Woo-who these jokes are fun Let's have a party.If... View More...
What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations?Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes likeWhat do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide Knock, knockWho's there?Ammonia.Ammonia who?Ammonia little kid. How should I know?I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them.Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself... View More...
Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages View More...
Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book ofCrack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world's best clean humor. Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters, this book promises hours of good, clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids on lazy Sunday afternoons, long car rides, and any time you need a laugh View More...
Worried mom: "My son thinks he's a dog. He barks at people and chases cats." Doctor: "Hmm. . . . How long has he behaved like this?" Mom: "Since he was a puppy." In a world that could seriously use some of that Proverbs 17:22 "glad heart" medicine, here's a dose of fun for 8-12-year-olds--Dare You Not to Laugh: Great Clean Jokes for Kids. These topically arranged jokes coverschoolanimalsgrown-upssportschurchthe Bibleand much moreThey're clean They're funny We dare you not to laugh We even Double Dog Dare you, on some of them ... View More...
